It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Years ago, I heard some radio DJs embracing the day with a few jokes. It went something like this:
What's a pirate's favorite vegetable?
The arrrrrrtichoke
What's a pirate's favorite country?
Arrrrrrgentina
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Arrrrby's
No! It's Long John Silvers
Arr, arr, arr
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Pirate walks into a bar. He has a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch.
Bartender says, "Hey, do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?"
Pirate replies, "Arrrgh. I know -- it's driving me nuts."
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